We have enlisted the help of Ian Tyler (who else?) in order to put together a caption competition for the official launch of this site
Have a look at the photograph below and suggest what may be thinking as he judges this bloom.
We have three winners!
Congratulations and thanks to Chris Yates, Malcolm Rose and Becky Fox Matthews. Check out their entries.
This competition is now closed.
“Think I better take the judges test!”
If only I could grow daffs as good as this
WHICH ONE IS DAYDREAM ?
Maybe no one will notice if I put this daff on my jacket as a boutonniere.
Did they really think they could fool me with a silk flower?
What a Lovely crease !
She knew I would check the back, but is that really the proper place to leave me a “Dear John” letter?
Hmmm. Trumpet must be on the other side.
Where’s the fiver
You look a bit narcissistic to me
This is the first year they’ve asked me to judge at the Sellafield Gardening Club Show.
I think I’ll start with the miniatures.
O dear even worse o the back
I wonder if there is a category for the funkiest tie? Sure I’m in with a chance.
Well that look had you all fooled – I don’t actually THINK anything when I’m judging!!
Daffodil, asphodel, who would think such a cheerful, sunshine yellow would remind me of my grave, of my inevitable journey to the underworld?
Confucious say—” good daffodil look judge in eye— bad daffodil bare posterior”
…colour of soft melting butter on my toast, wish I’d had my breakfast now, if I stand here much longer I’ll eat it
I think this old Bloom may have been clocked!
That neck is perfect like mine.
I’ve driven 150 miles for this. 4 or 4.5 ?